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The Huntress vs. The Headline: “5 Depraved Sexual Fantasies Involving Xbox”

May 12, 2011

It has been a very slow week for headlines, much to my disappointment, but as always top quality material has continued to feature at my favourite crap online news providers. Gems such as “Mum Snubbed As Mitch And Jess Marry” featured by The Courier Mail and “We’re Being Hung Out To Dry” courtesy of AdelaideNow are nestled in amongst the requisite Pippa Middleton articles. With thanks to PerthNow we’ve not missed out on the world famous bottom with “Pippa Middleton Receives $5m Porn Offer”.

I think it’s safe to say that Pippa Middleton has replaced Suri Cruise and her penises. Ms. Middleton should be proud of such an achievement.

I must confess that today’s fantastic headline is not an official article from a news website, but a blog entry that caught my attention. I absolutely love it. It’s no secret that I have developed a huge crush on Fenris, my Dragon Age 2 lover who is quite simply the most attractive man on the planet (except for my husband, but as the headline states this is depraved sexual fantasy territory). I don’t know how many hours I have spent day dreaming about the white haired, lyrium tattooed, spiky armoured warrior elf with the sexiest voice you could ever imagine. Seriously you HAVE to listen to his voice here, then you will understand. Ummmmm, anyway I’m getting distracted (incidently this tribute to Fenris is freaking awesome, it’s a short piece that absolutely captures his character and is very well done)…so where was I?

Ah yes, the sensual nature of Xbox. As Anonymys, the writer of the blog ‘Confessions Unsaid’ has noted Xbox is quite a sexual experience. I have been trying to explain the whole Fenris attraction thing to a number of people who just don’t get it. So now, thanks to Anonymys, I don’t feel quite so alone. The article makes key points in relation to the Xbox controller (so much sexier than the Playstation controller), cybersex-netics, exotics (Fenris!), censored (Yep, that annoys the hell out of me too) and kinect for Sexbox. Seriously I want to go into business with Anonymys on that one, it is such a bloody brilliant idea.

There are going to be 2 sides of the fence on the sensual Xbox experience – those who get it and those who don’t. To those who don’t I suggest reading today’s headline, buy an Xbox and dive head first into the experience. You may or may not come out unscathed.

I tried to promise myself that I wouldn’t bring Fenris up in my blog again. Yeah, I failed on that one.

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2 Comments
  1. I’m glad you enjoyed my article! Also glad you enjoyed Fenris. He didn’t much like me, though… I played a mage.

  2. Really? I played a mage the first time too and we still had a friendship romance. He left me when I sided with the mages, but came back when I asked him to rejoin us. Sadly though I missed the hot make out scene at the end because of it. So I played as a warrior next and it all went very smoothly. Aahhhh, Fenris….

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